Saturday, February 09, 2002


Link of the Day

THIS MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT LINK YOU EVER CLICK!
It's JesusDiet.com...the people who discovered that eating food can have horrible side effects. I'll never eat again! They also discovered that time seems to slow down when you stop eating, so you seem to experience longer days. Wow. Nailing myself to a crucifix makes the day go a lot slower too. If I stop eating and subject myself to excruciating pain every day, my life will seem so long that I won't know what to do with my time (except cry and wish for death). So basically, the Jesus Diet is not eating anything. Oh, but there is something you must drink....you gotta click the link to find out what it is. Click now, and remember who sent you on the road to a long and healthy life.

(me)

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