The Philosophy of Raisins
There are 2 scoops of raisins in every package of Kellog's Raisin Bran, right? Does that include the big "family size" packages? Because if so, then the concentration of raisins gets smaller as the package gets bigger. What a rip-off. If I liked raisins, maybe I'd be upset.
And hey, try typing "raisins" a few times really fast. Is it just me, or are you tempted to type "raisings"? Maybe it's just me. Fine. Go away.
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