This web page is the most disturbing thing ever.
It's called "Home experiments for mothers of elementary school children." It's obviously translated from Japanese. Each 'experiment' begins with a poorly translated story about a mother and her kid doing their experiment. Here's an excerpt from "surprising experiments using a microwave machine":
Toshi: "Let's do the experiment you just mentioned right now!"
He likes anything to do with fire and something dangerous.
Toshi: "What? Just putting into a microwave? "
Hmmm. And then here's the "experiment"
Microwave a fluorescent light tube:
Place a fluorescent light tube in a microwave machine, close it s door and start the machine.
Other experiments involve creating fireworks out of pork, and "making slime." The weird thing is, I don't think this page was meant to be funny.
Current Best Song Ever: Complicated by Avril Lavigne. She'd be the hottest person ever if it wasn't for those stupid Alanis hand motions.