Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Octopussy

This web site, phronk.com, has reached the milestone of having over 20 000 unique visits since its upgrade in June of last year. That's a hell of a lot of visits, and I thank anyone reading this for boosting my ego by upping that hit counter.

Of course, the vast majority of the visits are from Google searches for "O RLY" and "Saugeen Stripper". People are still interested in her, apparently.

However, it looks like there's a new player in town. The University of Windsor, jealous of Western's slutty repuation, has come out with its own stripper scandal. Apparently a cheerleader at the school stripped down and got a man-friend to snap some photos. Although they appear innocent enough at first (i.e. she's just showering alone), a closer inspection reveals that she's gone beyond the Saugeen Stripper in explicitness (i.e. gurgling come). Here's the link, pervert: I LIKE STRIPPERS * . It's not safe for work, obviously.

Have a spiffy day everyone. When I get to 50 000 hits, I'll throw a fake internet party for all of the people who read this! Wouldn't that be just delightful!?

P.S. Anyone who can tell me why I put this picture with this post will get a free prize. Answer in the comments below.

* Thanks to Captain Bee again for bringing the University of Windsor Lancer Cheerleader Stripper Scandal (wow, that's a long name for it) to my attention.


10 comments:

Captain Bee said...

20,000 hits = 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea.

Too easy, dude.

And also both the CBC and A-Channel TV news stations are killing the shit out of the stripper shit now too. It's funny because she's a dirtbag.

Phronk said...

That is correct, sir! But like you said, too easy, so NO PRIZE FOR YOU.

Haha...making national news eh? That's crazy. You'd think this is the first time anyone's gotten naked and taken pictures of it. I guess scandals involving sex never get old, though. Look at Paris Hilton...her entire career is based on a "leaked" sex tape.

Maybe the Saugeen Stripper and the Windsor Cheerleader should become best buddies and go on a televised road trip, stripping for farmers. They'd become instant celebrities.

Anonymous said...

Although they appear innocent enough at first (i.e. she's just showering alone), a closer inspection reveals that she's gone beyond the Saugeen Stripper in explicitness (i.e. gurgling come).

It's not cum it's ice..

Phronk said...

Well sooory, I'm no jizz expert. I guess I just see a naked girl with a gooey substance on her chest and I assume it's spooge.

Correction noted, though, so thanks.

(noted in my head...I'm not changing the post or anything)

kent said...

shes not only showering, but soread eagle, touching herself, spreading 'down there" open.and there are liek 60 pictures! Too bad she's pretty ugly. and that guy in them looks like a nasty porno star...haha...whata terrible way to get attention. Grose.

Anonymous said...

what happened to the pictures????

Phronk said...

Dude. This post is almost 5 years old.

TinFishBar said...

Hey bro any chance you have a link to these pictures I used to go to U of W, and some friends and I were just talking about this the other day, the link on the blog isnt working. Thanks bud appreciate it!

Phronk said...

Sorry, no idea where to get the pictures now. I'm sure someone saved them to their hard drive and put them somewhere else, but I sure didn't.

Good luck.

TinFishBar said...

Fair enough, Apparently our buddy is dating the broad, so we are on a quest to find the pics and tell him about them, butg we cant find them anywhere. Let me know if you can fin them bro, Id greatly appreciate it lol. Thanks anyways.