Here is a nice little how-to guide for creating your own personal religious relic: A piece of toast with Jesus's face on it.
So I got the idea of cranking out a few and selling them on Ebay. I'm sure I'm not the first to think of this, but a quick Ebay search for "Jesus toast" turned up nothing. Maybe they don't allow it any more. Damn.
I did come across this other religious relic though. It's a rock with a photograph of a unicorn embedded in it! Only 1.5 million dollars for the first photograph ever taken of the mythical creature. And it's on a rock! How many photos do you see embedded in rocks? Amazing!