Tuesday, April 11, 2006

My Eyes Hurt

there is a scary picture here

Random things to say:
  • I grew some new facial hair. It's a goatee (according to this guide). V hates it but I like it and so do some other people. So I'll keep it until V complains some more and I go back to the stubble and/or line-beard look.

  • I thought I ran the last participant of my Masters today, so I celebrated by eating Pad Thai and getting fat. Then I found out that they extended the deadline and I can run more people. Now I'll need to celebrate twice. It's horrible.

  • I had a dream last night where our dog Willard got shot, because I was Jack Bauer and she was coming along with me in an episode of 24. She only got shot in the leg though, and if I've learned anything from TV, it's that being shot in the leg is nothing. You can get shot in the leg and be walking a few hours later. Being shot in the stomach is more serious, but you'll only die from it if you're not a main character. Otherwise, you can pluck that bullet out and be doing situps in no time. Anyway, it was a sad dream.


12 comments:

Captain Bee said...

Minus the multiplicity, I'd hit it.

sarah said...

facial hair walks a fine line. the less try hard the better. sometimes a chin-strap works, but usually i would say no... goatees sometimes, as long as it doesn't look like a round stain around the mouth. usually stubble is awesome. stubble is your only safe bet that I can give you with no picture.

The Holywriter said...

That pic is making me think I'm drunk.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Is that Michelle Malkin?

Jason said...

I've never grown anything. Too chicken... maybe I'll try it this summer.

Phronk said...

I think I look hot in a chin strap. Maybe I've been deluding myself all this time, though. There's a tiny picture of it on the upper-right there...maybe I'll get the goatee on film someday too. Then you loyal blog commenter people can compare and give me the final verdict.

I have no idea who that is. She makes me feel drunk too, though. Really, it's not that I'm actually drunk, it's just the picture. Yessss.

Jimmy, I think you'd look good in a Franz Josef (see http://barbershop.com/facialhair.htm ). Do it.

George Larson said...

Oh, suffering succotash!

Those things talk to much with one mouth, one kind of nightmare is this?

Butchieboy said...

I grew a gaytee once, as a joke, but people liked it so I shaved it off. Nobody got it.

Phronk said...

I've done the same thing with handlebars.

I want to grow a long pointy moustache for the same purpose, but that's a lot of work for a joke. I might have to settle with a Hitler 'stache. Oh, sorry, "Charlie Chaplin" moustache.

George: Good call. Hooray for sexism!

Jason said...

My friend (straight) grew a handle bar moustache and looked hilarious and good oddly enough. Not in a "hot" way though.

sirbarrett said...

This face needs surgery. Don't listen to V. Rub the goat against her face if she doesn't like it. Every man needs to experience his wild side, at least for a while. Recently I notice a lot of facial experimentation going on actually, don't know what it is but it's interesting. Glad the dog of your dreams is Ok, Obi Trice got shot in the leg awhile ago and he's fine...can't say so much for Proof. RIP.

Phronk said...

I don't know if rubbing my beard against my girlfriend can be considered "experiencing my wild side", but thanks for the support. :)

I think spring time makes people go nuts with facial hair and clothing. Or lack of clothing.

Too bad about Proof, I guess. I never really heard of him, but yeah, bummer.