Sunday, May 14, 2006

Snakes on a Plane

I saw Munich tonight. Good movie, but lately whenever I see a movie all I can think of is, "I wish I was watching Snakes on a Plane instead."

Snakes on a Plane


It stars Samuel L. Jackson, and it comes out on August 18th. Luckily, the first trailer for the film will be shown in front of X-Men 3, coming out later this month. I can't wait. I like planes, and I like snakes, but putting them together was a stroke of genius rivaling the merger of chocolate with peanut butter.

Snakes on a Plane

You can't judge a book by its cover, but you can judge a movie by its title. Snakes on a Plane will change the world.

And speaking of movies, Mission: Impossible: III is pretty good. Better than the other two, I'd say. Picture a two-hour episode of Alias and you'll know what to expect.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny ass movie.

Phronk,

I am new to the blogispher. I noticed you made your own header/title for your blog. Where in the blog template did you insert your graphic for this header/title?

In need of help.

StopSpamming said...

I hadn't heard of Snakes on a Plane, but I'm a BIG Samuel L Jackson fan...should be great!

gardner said...

yah i wish i could watch these movies...alas movies are so slow to come out here....damn other part of the world

Phronk said...

Howdy Anonymous. I started with a Blogger template called "Rounders 4". Then I created my own graphic and inserted it in the source code here:

/* Blog Header
----------------------------------------------- */
#header {
background:#330000 url("http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6373/29/1600/titlebackB.jpg") no-repeat left bottom;
margin:0 0 0;
padding:0 0 8px;
color:#fff;
}

So you'd put your new header graphic in the *** of url (" *** ") . Make sure it's exactly the right width...and things like rounded corners could get messed up if you change anything (which is why I got lazy and gave up on rounded corners :)

It's fun (if you're a geek) to poke around and experiment by changing things in the template, to see what happens, and you can always preview without saving it.

Gardner: That's what downloading movies illegally is for. You're forced to!

gardner said...

but phronk that would be wrong :)
oh and the fact that you're capped by how much you can download a month...

Jason said...

Stupid monthly caps. I still hate Roger's fyi.

Butchieboy said...

Snakes On A Plane is filthy homo porn. God is gonna punish you!

Butchieboy said...

I paid Dani another visit.

Phronk said...

Jason: Me too. I like how there's a monthly cap, but absolutely no way of knowing when you have exceeded the cap. Your bill is a complete mystery until the day you receive it.

Butchie: Heheh...I really dig your responses to Dani. She truly is a knucklehead.

madamerouge said...

I am in love with Eric Bana.

sarah said...

ridiculous, this film. I of course can't wait. we should go together on an internet date. we'll go in our respective cities at the same time with our laptops and blog real time. (ie. I just pretended to yawn and put my arm around you. Look at all the snakes on the plane. I just reached into the popcorn bowl. me too! oh! our hands touched, tee hee! Samuel L. sure can fuck up some snake-ass. I just touched your boob.) It will take some major technological co-ordination, but you're so worth it.

you and butchie are hilarious on the silly lesbian's blog. It betrays the fact that butchie is actually WAY smarter than his blog makes him out to be. I think that's the fun thing about being anonymous is you can get as crazy and improbable as you like. He's got nothing to lose really. His blog character is so detached from his real life character it seems. I would comment as me on there, but I feel like it's so below me and not worth the trouble. If I were completely anonymous however I could indulge in all the silliness and feel okay about it. weird. you can use some of that stuff in your thesis, I don't mind.

Oh yeah, and I reread your reading of my sarcasm from last point and I get it now. :)

Nölff said...

I'm going to see that motherfuckin' movie.

Phronk said...

I'm fuckin' seeing that motherfuckin' movie five motherfuckin' times.

Oh and Sarah, I don't think the girlfriend would approve of you touching my boobies, even in fake internet land. :)

And yeah, my respect for Butchie went up a lot when I saw his comments there. He's a smart and righteous motherfucker. I hope he doesn't read this.

sarah said...

aww... i thought my descriptive internet movie watching would lure you away. alas.

Anonymous said...

Phronk,

Your advice about how to insert a header graphic to my blog worked.

Thank you so very, very much!!

Phronk said...

You're very welcome! Come out of anonymity someday so we can check it out.. :)