Monday, July 31, 2006

A List

Here is a list:

  • Dog Food
  • Monster Squad
  • The Letter N
  • Bundles of Sticks
  • Three Bananas
  • Existential Anxiety
  • Horsies
  • Loverboy
  • Houdini Getting Punched in the Stomach
  • Sausages

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.


Anonymous said...

I agree with this list...I think.

The Stevo in H-Town said...

That ain't nuthin':
1) Tuna Helper
2) Dwarf Posse's
3) The Letter Scarlett
4) Stacks of Bricks
5) A cupla Tomatoes
6) Righteous Shackles
7) Teeter-Totters
8) Blow-Up Dolls
9) Mother Theresa pukin'
10) Tacos

Timmy said...

I have a few lists too, here is one:

1. high top tennis shoes with lime green laces
2. tomato sandwich
3. Three's Company
4. fags
5. BBQ
6. 2 Live Crew
7. house arrest
8. Oprah going broke
9. leather chaps
10. Sneaker Pimps

Anonymous said... are going camping.

Please add some Currier and Ives notecards to send to grandma.

Phronk said...

Thank you. Your lists reveal truths beyond comprehension. Keep up the good work.

Butchie said...

1. all the Barbies with no heads
2. all their shoes
3. the duct tape and blankets in my trunk
4. that box of pornos from the seventies
5. flashlight
6. Tim's wallet
7. goddamn tampons
8. Spiderman 2 DVD
9. get a check from Dave
10. give dog a bath

Timmy said...

Stay outa my damn wallet, and quit asking me for money, fag!

BrockFuckingSamson said...

I love that movie Monster Squad!

madamerouge said...

Parts of your list remind me of various Simpsons and Kids in the Hall episodes.

Shora said...

- Cats are better than dogs
- Did you finish your thesis?
- I like the letter K
- Did you finish your thesis?
- Did you finish your thesis?
- Anxiety over your thesis?
- Pussies
- Tool
- Didn't Houdini do something nifty in Niagara some time or other?
- Tacos

So... did you finish your thesis? Yes, I'm a mother.

Jason said...

- Crystal Light (iced tea flavor)
- Guns, Germs and Steel DVD
- The Letter from Mom
- The Bottles of Pills
- Fifty Cherries
- Depression
- Housemates
- Maurice Chevalier
- Bill O'Reilly getting fisted
- Tuna

Matt said...

I'll bring the dog food and the bananas

Anonymous said...

mmmmmmmmmm, tuna!

GC said...

If this is about The Deepak ... you are playing with fire, pal.

Psychopathologically yours,


Vile Blasphemer said...

1. Kimchi
2. The Goonies
3. The Letter V
4. Tinder
5. Two Apricots
6. Hedonistic Bliss
7. Kitties
8. Frank Sinatra
9. Bruce Lee's fatal dinner
10. Corned Beef

Phronk said...

Thanks all so much for your cooperation. I hath LOLed sever-al times.

Please not that Bruce Lee was murdered by the Triads, though, and actually never made it to dinner.

Amanda said...

You forgot a few things:

* Mango Salsa
* Grandpa's old compass
* Religious Fundamentalism
* Bread stuck in braces
* Used Maxi Pads
* Cabbage soup
* the above's ensuing gas
* athlete's foot

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