- Dog Food
- Monster Squad
- The Letter N
- Bundles of Sticks
- Three Bananas
- Existential Anxiety
- Horsies
- Loverboy
- Houdini Getting Punched in the Stomach
- Sausages
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Monday, July 31, 2006
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I agree with this list...I think.
That ain't nuthin':
1) Tuna Helper
2) Dwarf Posse's
3) The Letter Scarlett
4) Stacks of Bricks
5) A cupla Tomatoes
6) Righteous Shackles
7) Teeter-Totters
8) Blow-Up Dolls
9) Mother Theresa pukin'
10) Tacos
I have a few lists too, here is one:
1. high top tennis shoes with lime green laces
2. tomato sandwich
3. Three's Company
4. fags
5. BBQ
6. 2 Live Crew
7. house arrest
8. Oprah going broke
9. leather chaps
10. Sneaker Pimps
Nice...you are going camping.
Please add some Currier and Ives notecards to send to grandma.
Thank you. Your lists reveal truths beyond comprehension. Keep up the good work.
1. all the Barbies with no heads
2. all their shoes
3. the duct tape and blankets in my trunk
4. that box of pornos from the seventies
5. flashlight
6. Tim's wallet
7. goddamn tampons
8. Spiderman 2 DVD
9. get a check from Dave
10. give dog a bath
Stay outa my damn wallet, and quit asking me for money, fag!
I love that movie Monster Squad!
Parts of your list remind me of various Simpsons and Kids in the Hall episodes.
- Cats are better than dogs
- Did you finish your thesis?
- I like the letter K
- Did you finish your thesis?
- Did you finish your thesis?
- Anxiety over your thesis?
- Pussies
- Tool
- Didn't Houdini do something nifty in Niagara some time or other?
- Tacos
So... did you finish your thesis? Yes, I'm a mother.
- Crystal Light (iced tea flavor)
- Guns, Germs and Steel DVD
- The Letter from Mom
- The Bottles of Pills
- Fifty Cherries
- Depression
- Housemates
- Maurice Chevalier
- Bill O'Reilly getting fisted
- Tuna
I'll bring the dog food and the bananas
mmmmmmmmmm, tuna!
If this is about The Deepak ... you are playing with fire, pal.
Psychopathologically yours,
GC
1. Kimchi
2. The Goonies
3. The Letter V
4. Tinder
5. Two Apricots
6. Hedonistic Bliss
7. Kitties
8. Frank Sinatra
9. Bruce Lee's fatal dinner
10. Corned Beef
Thanks all so much for your cooperation. I hath LOLed sever-al times.
Please not that Bruce Lee was murdered by the Triads, though, and actually never made it to dinner.
You forgot a few things:
* Mango Salsa
* Grandpa's old compass
* Religious Fundamentalism
* Bread stuck in braces
* Used Maxi Pads
* Cabbage soup
* the above's ensuing gas
* athlete's foot
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