Monday, July 10, 2006

Sports are Gay

I'm usually not at all into sports, but I just had to tune in to see Italy prove, through soccer, that they are genetically superior to every other race. It was very sad to see our weakness exposed, though, when Zidane headbutted some Italian player in the chest, sending him flying. It was also one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Click here to simulate being Zidane yourself. Ahh, the beauty of the internet...something insane happens one day, and by the next day, there are already high quality video games exploiting it.


16 comments:

The Stevo in H-Town said...

Fuckin' TOO much......LOL

Timmy said...

love it!

Nölff said...

I like Italian food, so BOOO France.

That's about all the soccer I can stand for the next four years.

That was a cool move though.

Nölff said...

I like Italian food, so BOOO France.

That's about all the soccer I can stand for the next four years.

That was a cool move though.

sarah said...

dammit. poor Zidane. He's the classiest player of them all and friggin Italy are just a bunch of divers. He must have said something terrible and awful to the great Zidane to make him lose it like that. I'm so saddened by this.

sarah said...

dammit. poor Zidane. He's the classiest player of them all and friggin Italy are just a bunch of divers. He must have said something terrible and awful to the great Zidane to make him lose it like that. I'm so saddened by this.

Shora said...

Who the hell is Zidane? Stupid soccer. Stupid flags. I'm glad it's finally over.

Pretty entertaining Wimbledon men's final though!

Mmmm... pasta.

Morris said...

Hi, first time caller, long time fan. I can understand about how you hate those moms.

When I visit the library, the popular release section for films is up against a wall (rather then is stacks like the poreign film section). And these popular films are mostly stuff that people with low-iqs watch, however, they have some good gems thrown in. There are "moms" who frequent this area with their big ass strollers, and several illegit kids scatered, grabbing at movies, and putting them back in the wrong spots. It bothers me so much!

Butchieboy said...

GAY!!!

Dr. Zombie said...

Soccer sucks.

But a good and well-placed headbutt makes me giddy like a schoolgirl.

Dr. Z.

madamerouge said...

I just heard today that apparently some of the Italian players had their shorts ripped off by fans and were running around in an al fresco situation. Now THAT'S the kinda soccer I could get on board with! Can't believe I missed it.

StopSpamming said...

Should I even mention that I was rooting for France? Not a good thing to mention to Americans, but I'm of French extraction :)

Still I felt sorry that Zidane has to end his career on such a sucky note. Apparently a lip reader has revealed that Italy's Marco Materazzi called Zinedine Zidane a "son of a terrorist whore".

Jason said...

i wanted france to win too.

Phronk said...

Son of a terrorist whore eh? I dunno if that's an insult. A woman working two jobs like that demands respect.

stopspamming said...

Pity he didn't look at it like that :)

sirbarrett said...

Imagine if that was your automatic reaction to stress.