Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Tofurky Makes You Crave Cock


I've always wondered what determines sexual orientation. It turns out it's not genetic, not hormonal, not social upbringing. Nope, soy makes people gay. This comes from a site called WorldNetDaily - a site so crazy that it seems like a parody at first glance. Alas, I don't think it is. This guy is convinced that soy is a "devil food" that is turning kids gay. Seriously. He's serious.

It's hard to extract evidence from the poorly-written article, but he seems to think that a rise in soy consumption occured at the same time as a rise in infertility, cancer, and leukemia. Therefore, soybeans make you gay.

So hold off on that Tofurky you were gonna eat at Christmas; it's full of soy. Jesus would rather you sacrifice a real turky than turn out gay.

P.S. Yes, that's Ewan McGregor above, putting his lips on a cock.



2 comments:

Harry J. Sachz said...

Good post. I never understood the purpose of tofu personally. Everyone knows it has a million benefits for health - low in calories, low cholesterol, high in calcium, blah, blah. No matter what 'real food' you try to shape it in, it's still bean curd. It's still NOT meat.

However, according to Wikipedia:

In Chinese, the term "to eat tofu" (吃豆腐) is a commonly used euphemism for implying the unsolicited groping of a woman's breast or other body parts.

Maybe they know something that we don't...

Jason said...

"Yes, that's Ewan McGregor above, putting his lips on a cock. " -- That's somehow arousing me.