I think The Da Vinci Cod would actually be a pretty sweet movie. In fact:
100 Ideas for Horror Movies: #11
The Da Vinci Cod: A Harvard marine biologist follows a series to clues, and discovers that Jesus was actually neither man nor God: He was a fish man from Atlantis! In the gripping finale, the scientist stumbles across an underwater cave full of thousands of eggs that Jesus laid before dying. The Jesus-spawn hatch, and begin slaughtering heathens in a fishy Armageddon.
On a completely unrelated note, my friend Geoff got one of those fancy new MacBooks recently. It's beautiful. It has a camera built right into the computer, which we took lots of pictures with last night. Here's one of me:
I can't believe how friggin sexy I am.