Monday, March 26, 2007

Brought To You By The Letter P

So just for shits and giggles, while I was peeing, I tried holding my wiener with my left hand instead of the usual right. I found that my right hand automatically went to hover closeby, as if to keep a close eye on my left hand to make sure it didn't screw up. "I'll be here just in case you aim wrong; I know it's your first time, and we don't want any messy spills", said my right hand.

And what's with this? :



You'd think that at some time, from the design of the logo, to the approving of the design, to the creating of the sign, to the hanging up the sign, someone would get the guts to say "dude, your sign has a penis on it."

******

Roll up the rim count:

YOU WIN: Few.
YOU WIN THE OPPORTUNITY TO PLAY AGAIN: Many.

I don't feel like counting today.

6 comments:

Salem said...

A long while back, I saw a whole site with some unfortunate company logos. dumb-asses.

Jason said...

I keep forgetting to even check my roll-up-the-rim. With my luck, I've thrown out a few cars and HDTVs.

MitZZee said...

i'm jason.

peeing with alternate hands must be like writing with alternates, eh? lol so cute.
sorta.

tornwordo said...

That's pretty funny.

Nölff said...

Somebody must have had dick on their mind

Steven said...

The P is pretty excited. So much so that it shot its load.