300 (Movie): This was a kickass movie. It is very loosely based on real historical occurances, but who gives a shit about that? If you like seeing large men with spears stabbing each other * in slow motion comic book style, then go see it right now.
* No homoeroticism intended.
Kellogg's Chocolatey Delight (Cereal): According to my dictionary, the preferred spelling is "chocolaty", so this cereal loses points right off the bat. But those who know me know two things: There aren't many foods that I don't like (give it to Mikey, he'll eat anything), but I especially like chocolate. So the combination of Special K and chocolate should have gone well. Unfortunately, calling this chocolaty, by any spelling, is misleading. There are little chunks of brown stuff, but it doesn't taste like chocolate. You know what it does taste like? Remember those wax lips that you could buy at Bulk Barn at Halloween, that were sorta like a combination between wax and gum, but didn't really have a taste? Like that. I don't want that shit in my cereal.
I made a picture combining these two things and expressing how I feel:
Edit: Oh, I almost forgot my roll up the rim count:
PLEASE PLAY AGAIN/REESSAYEZ S.V.P: 9
The awesome thing about keeping track of this is that I win either way. If I lose more than would be expected, then I can say "hah! see? I'm right! I'm cursed". If I win a lot, then hey, free coffee.