Thursday, June 21, 2007

I think the awesomest thing about going bald is that if a bug lands on my head, I feel it right away. Ain't no bugs gonna sit on my hair and lay eggs that burrow into my brain, because I ain't GOT no hair. Take that.

5 comments:

limpy99 said...

Phronk 1

Bugs O

Erica AP said...

What about the spider that can live in your ears??

Phronk said...

There's not enough room because of all the ear hair.

Man, getting old is GREAT.

sarah said...

What about all the ladies you get as a bald man? Is that the second awesomest thing?

Phronk said...

That is pretty awesome too, but also kinda sucks when the ladies lose interest after realizing that I'm actually not Jean Luc Picard.