Friday, June 15, 2007

"The mathematician is fascinated with the marvelous beauty of the forms he constructs, and in their beauty he finds everlasting truth"

Nolff revealed some new mathematical formulas which I have studied carefully . Fatrobot built upon Nolff's previous research and developed new theorums and techniquums. I have done research too. I did it by scribbling on a chalkboard, because that is how scientists like myself do research. I have developed a new methodology which I call taking away, and it is represented by a single dash, like this: - .

Here is proof of concept:



Note its wide application. For example, here is some biological science:



Next week I will demonstrate how to factor analyze the music of Kelly Clarkson in order to reveal viable Calabi-Yau manifolds.

References:

Einstein, A. (1982). (§ / 7) * π r ^ 2 + Oprah = 42. Jrnl O Nppy Hded Hs, 71, 314-6096.

5 comments:

sarah said...

Oh Phronky, you're so awesome.

P.S. I took your xbox's blog off my links list. He/she wasn't updating as much.

Erica AP said...

I've decided that your formula is one that I'm going to live my life by. Like a religion but a lot dorkier. And you really can't go wrong when you put a picture of a monkey up...

Nölff said...

Yesh, indeed these are slendid.

fatrobot said...

your chaotic math skills are good

madamerouge said...

Poor Kelly Clarkson. They had to scale back her tour... ticket sales were soft.

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