Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Have You Got Another Jump I Could Hoop Through?

Speaking of spooky psychic stuff, today I was preparing a lecture when two things struck me almost simultaneously: Sloan's song "She Says What She Means" popped into my head, and I had to pee like a racehorse. I scurried to the bathroom; relief filled me as I emptied my bladder, all the while humming the tune. And what did I see as I glanced down to gauge the effectiveness of the last few shakes? Why, it was the word "Sloan", the very name of the band whose song was on my lips, who, I now know, share their name with the makers of fine urinals.

Coincidence? Subliminal urinal expertise? Or something more?

Oh, and the best thing I've overheard at Western in a while was heard today. A guy says to the girl beside him, in an 'I'm so disappointed in myself' sort of voice: "I ate 150 shrimp."

Happy Halloween kids!


madamerouge said...

My favourite band is Urinal Puck.


In Atlanta, the water shortage is so severe, businesses are installing waterless urinals. I'm thinking they'd be stinky.

M7-031y-125 said...

Atlanta does stink. I was there last weekend.

sirbarrett said...

I like the urinals in Germany where they have special filters to reduce smell and the spray back phenomenon.

Salem said...

If it feels good, do it!

nancy_bradley@hotmail.com said...

Have you spoken to "Jardcore" lately? He's all into the psychic moments.

Deepak Gopi said...

Hi mike
I have returned