I had a dream last night that I was Britney Spears' ninja bodyguard. She had very tight security wherever she went. Even at the grocery store, there was a special platform put there for Britney Spears's protection; spikes would come out of the platform if you pressed buttons on a nearby panel. When a group of rival ninjas attacked, I managed to impale most of them with the spikes, but I did have to take out some of the leftovers by hand with my ninja martial arts skills.
When I woke up, my back hurt from raking leaves yesterday.
I went from kickass ninja to broken old man in a matter of seconds. Real life sucks.
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Lay off the Xbox for about 24hrs.
Are all the strange dreams remembered around Hallowe'en?
I feel Horror Movie Ideas in there, replace the impaling of the Ninjas by the impaling of Britney and you have a perfect ending...
Your back probably hurt from fighting ninjas.
I have Britney dreams too, silly celebrities breaking into my head.
Last week I was crying like that about Britney. I'm glad to see I'm not alone. Thank you.
This is why I never dream.
Never.
Last year I put my back out just bending down to pick up some leaves.
Not fun.
i giggled OL at this you funny, funny nerd. :)
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