Monday, October 15, 2007

Leave Britney Alone

I had a dream last night that I was Britney Spears' ninja bodyguard. She had very tight security wherever she went. Even at the grocery store, there was a special platform put there for Britney Spears's protection; spikes would come out of the platform if you pressed buttons on a nearby panel. When a group of rival ninjas attacked, I managed to impale most of them with the spikes, but I did have to take out some of the leftovers by hand with my ninja martial arts skills.

When I woke up, my back hurt from raking leaves yesterday.

I went from kickass ninja to broken old man in a matter of seconds. Real life sucks.

9 comments:

Dead Robot said...

Lay off the Xbox for about 24hrs.

Steven said...

Are all the strange dreams remembered around Hallowe'en?

SharkBoy said...

I feel Horror Movie Ideas in there, replace the impaling of the Ninjas by the impaling of Britney and you have a perfect ending...

Jen said...

Your back probably hurt from fighting ninjas.

I have Britney dreams too, silly celebrities breaking into my head.

Pavel Chekov said...

Last week I was crying like that about Britney. I'm glad to see I'm not alone. Thank you.

Adorable said...

This is why I never dream.

Never.

Jason said...

Last year I put my back out just bending down to pick up some leaves.

Not fun.

sarah said...
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sarah said...

i giggled OL at this you funny, funny nerd. :)