Sunday, December 09, 2007

Food Logic Volume 6: Coffee + Eggnog

Here is a Christmas treat for you, dear reader.

Premise 1: Coffee goes good with all breakfast foods.
Premise 2: Eggs are a breakfast food.
Premise 3: Eggnog is just eggs that have been nogged.

Conclusion: Coffee goes good with eggnog.

Seriously, it's good. I start 'nogging my coffee every year around this time, after realizing that while eggnog is good, it's hard to drink a whole carton of it before its expiry date. But not if you use any excess eggnog instead of cream.

Add some rum for an extra morning pick-me-up.

Starbucks will steal my idea, just like they did with maple coffee. You'll see. Then next year they'll come out with peanut butter lattes and butter-cheese macchiatos as if it was all their own genius idea. But you, dear reader, you know who the real genius is. Me. I'm the real genius.

(See also: Food Logic Volume 5: Coffee + Maple Syrup.)


Jen said...

Starbucks stole your idea a few years ago....

And eggnog + coffee = wonderful, coffee + eggnog ICE CREAM = HEAVEN

Phronk said...

Yeah well they stole it with their time traveling spies.

Mmmmm that would be wonderful.

I wonder if coffee + PC Fudge Candy Cane Crackle ice cream = wonderful?

sirbarrett said...

I try to get as much sleep as I can at this time of year. Yet,0 no matter how much I get, I keep nogging off.