I remember when I used to say things like "I got internet" as a joke, because the internet is one thing, so it should be "I got access to the internet" or something. But it really doesn't sound as funny anymore. Maybe because (the?) internet has become so common that it's a necessary utility like power or water. "I have internet again", then, isn't so different than "I have electricity again".
I am a cunning linguist.
But anyway, the reason I have internet again, or more specifically, the reason I didn't have it for a while, is that I just moved to a new place. My own place. I can do whatever I want here...like cook gross foods that nobody else likes. In my underwear.
Just as soon as I get blinds.
Here is a deep thought:
Being lazy is often associated with being messy, because lazy people don't bother cleaning. However, what if someone is so lazy that they don't bother making a mess in the first place?
Thank you and goodnight.