Saturday, April 05, 2008

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More fun facts for my new medical advice / food blog:
  • Cheese is just carefully rotted milk.
  • Honey is just bee vomit.

So when people call other people "honey", they're really just calling them bee puke. So, you see, it really, really sucks to have someone to call "honey." Really sucks.

Rea-r-r-r....BAAAWWWWWW I'M SO ALONE

9 comments:

KevBo said...

I could go for a cheese wiz and honey sandwich right now.

Harry J. Sachz said...

That's awesome! Never thought about it that way, but I guess you're right.

Cheese Wiz and honey sounds gross KevBo...

Phronk said...

Cheese Wiz is ok because it's not actually cheese.

With honey though? Yuck.

Dead Robot said...

I always felt milk is really phlem from another orifice.

Butchie said...

You need a hooker.

sarah said...

hahah at butchie. What are hookers in London Ontario like? Probably classy.

KevBo said...

oh they are classy, sometimes they even offer to wash the sheets afterwards to get all their dirt off them. How nice of them.

Phronk said...

Haha, yes, classy dirty hooker-maids will make all my problems go away.

I don't even know where you go to get hookers. Is there like a hooker store somewhere?

KevBo said...

well I know where the hooker boot store is, its right next to Solids, so I think that would be a good place to start looking.