Other than the platypus, the camel is probably nature's saddest creature. They've got big stupid eyes, a tail that's constantly hanging between their legs like a depressed puppy, and worst of all, two giant fleshy lumps on their back that they can never get rid of.
If this camel could sing, this would be his song:
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're near me I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know that you need me too.
I cant believe I found a love thats so pure and true.
But it all was bullshit.
It was a god damn joke.
And when I think of you Linda,
I hope you fucking choke.
I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.
Oh somebody kill me please,
Somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
Pretty pretty please kill me.
I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.
Then he'd be like, "What? Where'd I learn to sing? And who's Linda?"
(*) This observation makes me think that maybe any mood swings revealed in crappy drawings are just male PMS.