Thursday, May 29, 2008

Douche Love



You know Hot Chicks With Douchebags ? I've thought that maybe it'd be cool to recruit some girls to do a gender reversed version. Something like "Hot Guys with Stupid Bitches".

My fear, however, is that the exact same pictures could be featured on both sites.

10 comments:

Dead Robot said...

Ultra good looking leads to douchebaggery. Either sex.

Best to embrace the douche with a boutique site like "ratemybitch.com" or "ratemymealticket.com"

SeangSTM said...

Yeah, as I was reading your entry and looking at that horrid photo, I thought - so which one is this again?

Von said...

Oh...but the logic...reminds me of that quote: "Not all douches pop their collar, but all popped collars are douches."

Not all douches are hot. Some are just douche-y. But most hot guys are douches.

Not all stupid bitches are hot, although most hot girls are stupid bitches. :P

I have to use the word most, because I hope to god I fit into the "hot" girl category without being a "stupid bitch". I'm ok with being just a "bitch" though. :)

Phronk said...

DR: That means everyone is either ugly or a douche. It's amazing that people ever form relationships.

Seangstm: Haha, exactly.

Von: Nope, sorry, DR is right. It's either both bitchery and stupidity, or fugliness. THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

Personally, I don't understand all your fancy schmancy logic...which must mean I'm extremely hot.

Jenn said...

After reading your post I had to go exploring on the HCWD site (my first ever visit) and I have to say, I'm a little disappointed. The girls should be way hotter, and the guys should be douchier (it's a word) if you're going to devote an entire blog to it. The picture you chose was by far the best, but seriously - who is screening the entries? They've obviously never been to The Social pre-11pm, or Jack's for all you Londoners.

Phronk said...

Heheh, Jack's.

Yeah, they aren't always the douchiest or the hottest. There are some classics on there, though...like these guys.

jalishouse said...

I think they probably would be the same photos. Good point.

WickedStitches said...

I would just like to know where I can get one of those day-glo orange tans : )~

sarah said...

oh man, that's an awesome idea. i'm stealing it and making millions.

Phronk said...

Oh yeah and hey, after you steal my idea, maybe you can pose with me and you'll have your first post. ZING!