Jeff doesn't believe in global warming. To teach him the error of his ways, on his birthday we baked him a cake depicting what the world will look and taste like if we don't do something about climate change.
Here it is half finished.
Here is Jard squatting with it in the elevator. It was very heavy because of all the sugar and pretentiousness.
Here is Jeff getting angry and preparing to stab it. Little does he know that global warming is one of the few things that will not go away if you stab it.
Here he is gleefully murdering the cake.
The cake was covered in fondant icing, which is pretty awesome stuff. We tried scorching it around the equator, which tasted like roasted marshmallows. But it started melting instead of scorching, so we had to stop.
See also: Other Ugly Cakes.
Since I had to unload my cameras, here are some bonus pictures of my life:
Delicious spam filled egg burrito.
Jard's fork sculpture.
Willow being all like "omg im so fkcing trashed".
And Willow being cute and falling asleep on my foot.