Have you seen this new Bell Canada ad? The father asks the ugly teen kid where the laptop is. He says he checked email in his room, played video games in the living room, and watched videos on the deck with it. The dad immediately becomes uncomfortable; "don't tell me," he says. The bathroom. I LEFT IT IN THE BATHROOM, the kid emphasizes.
Wait, did I just witness a masturbation joke on mainstream television?
Because here is the complete list of things that ugly teenagers do with computers:
-> World of Warcraft
It's process of elimination here.
Beavers have their own set of jokes, but that's better than family chats about shaking hands with Mr. Winky. Please Bell, bring back Frank and Gordon.