Thursday, August 28, 2008

Food Logic Volume 7: Oreo + Apple Juice


A wise person has revealed to me a breakthrough discovery in the science of food mathematics. Here is the formula:

Oreo Cookie + Apple Juice = Dirty Sweaty Gym Sock

There is no logic behind this. It is an irreducible truth.

On a related note, remember Neon Oreos? So do I! But it seems that records of their existence have been all but eliminated from the internet. A Google Image search for Neon Oreo finds absolutely nothing. I think it's an attempt by Nabisco, under the shadowy umbrella corporation of Kraft Foods, to cover up the horrible 80s obsession with neon colours. Sure, we all know it was a mistake, but censorship is not the answer.



Here are some beautiful song lyrics for you:

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooreo. oh, oh, oh, oh, ooooreo.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooreo. oh, oh, oh, oh, ooooreo.
Get loose everybody cause were gonna do our thing.
(rap:) cause you know it aint over till the fat lady sings.
Hangin tough, hangin tough, hangin tough.
(rap:) are you tough enough?
Hangin tough, hangin tough, hangin tough.
(rap:) were rough.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooreo, just hangin tough. Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooooreo, hangin tough.

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See also: Food Logic, Volume 6.

5 comments:

Jennifer said...

Weird Al, you ain't.
"But I love the filling most
I rub it on my roast
Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast"

Mmmm double stuff.

Phronk said...

Haha that's probably what I was actually thinking of. Weird Al is better and I suck.

Candice said...

Never tried Oreos and apple juice (don't really like either one to begin with), but I do know that chocolate + orange juice = rancid butter.

Pavel Chekov said...

I still have neon clothew from the 80's. waiting for it to come back into fashion.

SharkBoy said...

we had a huge 80's flashback having spent the last week in Midwestern USA... I mean they still wear their jeans with rips at the knees... RIPS AT THE KNEES!!!!