Today, in the bathroom, I glanced at the gap under one of the stall doors and noticed that there was a guy in there who had taken his shoes off while he took a dump. I could also hear the faint tinny sound of music playing through headphones. Not only is it kinda gross to take off one's shoes in a dirty bathroom stall, but is it really necessary to get that comfortable in order to poo?
A lot of people read while they crap, but I find even that strange. How long does it take to shit? Personally, it takes me no more than 5 minutes to pinch off a good sized loaf. Hardly enough time to get through even a short magazine article. When I do find something interesting to read in someone else's bathroom, I end up sitting there for 20 minutes until my legs are tingly and people start assuming I don't eat enough fiber.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go make a log entry of a different kind.