Also, I can see Best Buy over at Masonville from my office window. It always taunts me. "Come buy a video game and play it!" it says. "I think it's time for a new iPod and a faster computer," it tells me.
It's raining though, so I think I'll stay right here and procrastinate. But then my (old) iPod starts playing songs that put ideas in my head. "Hey Mike," says my iPod, it says "instead of working, why not compile a playlist of songs about masturbation?" Fine, iPod, fine.
- Green Day - Longview
- Mr. Bungle - The Girls of Porn
- Billy Idol - Dancing With Myself
- Cyndi Lauper - She Bop
- Peter Gabriel - Shock the Monkey
- The Divynils - I Touch Myself
- Michael Jackson - Beat It
On a related note, Elvis Costello's "Pump it Up" is totally impossible on drums in Rock Band 2.
These are only a handful of songs off the top of my head. Can you think of any more? I hope to compile a complete list of every self-lovin' song ever created then publish it in an academic journal.
But until then, head over to my Blip.fm station to hear the fruits of my labour.