Saturday, January 17, 2009

Wrestle With Jimmy

In the new movie THE WRESTLER IN THEATRES JANUARY 23rd1, everyone is talking about the big comeback of two of the film's lead actors. They have been out of the spotlight for years, but are back making a splash both on and off the big screen. I am talking, of course, about Marisa Tomei's boobs.

I have fond memories from Tomei's heyday in the early 90s; masturbating furiously to My Cousin Vinny (and developing a brief but tumultuous Joe Pesci fetish); then, seeing the poster for Untamed Heart (which is, seriously, about Christian Slater having a baboon's heart), hinting at Tomei's boobs' debut, but ultimately being disappointed. But now, she's playing a stripper in The Wrestler (WHICH IS IN THEATRES JANUARY 23rd OMG1), and my childhood dreams have come true.

Since I am clearly a feminist, I am very happy to see a woman over the age of 40 whipping out her funbags and still being excruciatingly hot. Her golden globes were even nominated for a Golden Globe. Surely a victory for boobs women everywhere.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT THE WRESTLER IS IN THEATRES JANUARY 23rd BUT YOU CAN GO BITTORRENT IT RIGHT NOW GO SEE IT OMGWTF1

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1FULL DISCLOSURE NOTICE: I'm totally getting paid to write about The Wrestler. This may explain why you are seeing so many posts about the movie around the blogosphere. Not a bad idea; people just fast forward through TV ads on their DVR nowadays, so they're more likely to pay attention to a blog post from someone they (used to) trust.

Do you smell what the Phronk is cooking? It's delicious SELLING OUT. Say it ain't sooo-o-o-o-o.

8 comments:

madamerouge said...

Our masturbation fodder was somewhat different. I can remember:

About Last Night - Rob Lowe, full frontal, opening fridge

Midnight Express - Brad Davis naked in a Turkish prison. SO.MUCH.FAPPING

Flashpoint - Treat Williams, naked in a shower

Thief of Hearts - HOT sex scene with Steven Bauer

It's a wonder I didn't wear out the VCR.

unsilentmajority said...

She was good in "The Paper" as well.

Robert Campbell said...

The trailer totally gives it away, as do the opening credits, a wrestler, a stripper, his daughter and one last shot at glory. We've seen it all before, but we love it anyway...

harry said...

This isn't out yet? I'll be damned. We watched it a few weeks ago...

Jack said...

Say, when does The Wrestler come out?
I saw it last night and enjoyed it. Aronofsky at his most restrained. It's the closing shot (or lack thereof) that people will remember, I think.

E Flo said...

so did you download it or what? And do you still get paid if tell everyone that you are getting paid? If so, I totally got to get on this. I could write about boobs for HOURS.

Phronk said...

I haven't seen it yet but I really want to. Aronofsky has made some of my favourite movies ever. I thought it was out already, but apparently not. Not in wide release in theatres, anyway.

If I couldn't tell people I was getting paid, I wouldn't do it. And I probably would've written about boobs and spanking it (to completely different things than MR, but I could probably think up a more femaley list :) anyway.

Dead Robot said...

Uh I thought the first rule about Fight Club...