My research involves horror movies. Preparing to run a study, I've been going through horror movies in slow motion, finding specific frames of scary and non-scary imagery to show people. I love my job.
Today I went to Blockbuster to try finding the next movie to analyze, Jaws. Unfortunately, they didn't have it on the shelf. On the off chance that it was in the wrong place or I missed it, I went up to the counter and asked about it. The lovely young lady immediately reached behind her and whipped out the super-special edition DVD. They'd got it in just hours before, and hadn't even put it on the shelf yet.
WTF? What are the chances that a random 30 year old movie I need happens to be sitting right beside the person I ask about it? Coincidence? Or SHARK MAGIC?
Speaking of which, I need this shirt (see Fulci, 1980):
I can just alternate between that shirt and this one which I obviously already wear almost every day:
Fulci, L. (1980). Zombi 2.