Saturday, August 08, 2009

Ready to Eat

I used a slow cooker for the first time today. I tossed some chicken breasts and vegetables in there, waited a long time, then they came out delicious. Awesome.

Now, all my food will be prepared over extreme time scales. Either in 10 seconds with my Magic Bullet, or in 10 hours with my crock pot.

Oh and look at the bag of carrots I put in there:


It's not just my perverted mind seeing this as blatantly sexual, is it? That highly feminine rabbit is lovingly gripping that big stiff shaft; she's only admiring it for now, but she just can't wait to shove it into her mouth. I gotta admit, I winced a little when I chopped the carrots.



10 comments:

Diana Shamdai said...

The fact that its called bunny-luv is pretty suggestive too since we all know how often bunnies 'love'...OR I am just as perverted as you. It's probably that. P.S. I am really jealous of the fact that you have a magic bullet. I'll have to steal yours. Ok?

shine said...

You chopped those? That was kind of...masochistic, no?

EVILFLU said...

Those are some perverted carrots (actually I've bought that kind before because I remember the cute bunny!) Kind of reminds me of those Disney movie subliminal messages....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXT-hCLxkl4

Hey Lady! said...

Yeah, it's kinda perverted. I guess the advertising worked though, you bought the carrots, right? I got to admit I'd be more likely to buy a bag of carrots with that picture on it over a bag with a "normal" picture (which would be what, I don't know).

Don't you just love the crock pot? Then you can throw a bunch of stuff in it in the morning and it's like magic, dinner at night AWESOME!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

First its 'stick this in your plot hole' then porn carrot packages...I am confused and feel dirty all at the same time.

Phronk said...

Diana: GROSS! PERVERT! Oh and you can't steal my magic bullet because I'd die without it. But next time you come over I'll make you something good in it.

Shine: I make great sacrifices for the art of cooking.

EvilFlu: Hehe, I love the dong on the cover of The Little Mermaid. It's right there on the cover! I think they've changed it now though.

Hey Lady! It totally worked. I didn't even notice it when I bought them, but my subliminal mind was probably like "rabbit blowjobs, rabbit blowjobs, rabbit blowjobs", so I couldn't help but buy them.

CCCCCCCC: But deep down, you know you love it.

SharkBoy said...

Here, they sell those in the gay village but with a male bunny instead... works just the same

geniuswaitress said...

Glad you've discovered the slow cooker. I have a new blog for slow cooker recipes you might like at Crock Tease.

Von said...

Finally! Furry representation in marketing! Go anthropomorphic sex symbols go!

Jack said...

Think of when they'll have animated gifs on the packages.