I used a slow cooker for the first time today. I tossed some chicken breasts and vegetables in there, waited a long time, then they came out delicious. Awesome.
Now, all my food will be prepared over extreme time scales. Either in 10 seconds with my Magic Bullet, or in 10 hours with my crock pot.
Oh and look at the bag of carrots I put in there:
It's not just my perverted mind seeing this as blatantly sexual, is it? That highly feminine rabbit is lovingly gripping that big stiff shaft; she's only admiring it for now, but she just can't wait to shove it into her mouth. I gotta admit, I winced a little when I chopped the carrots.