Guys! I figured out how to make one of my diagrams even better!
Now I know what some of you are thinking. You're thinking, "my my, this fellow is awfully immature for someone who's almost 30", or "you have too much time on your hands", or "golly gee, these do not fit the Chicago Manual of Style's specifications for a correct Venn diagram", or perhaps, "dude needs a girlfriend."
In response to such thoughts, I drew you another diagram:
Feel free to link this diagram to anyone you wish to cease communications with.