Thursday, November 12, 2009

Do What You Do - Down On Me



Here is a list of things that are way funnier if done while crying:
  • Eating.
  • Exercising to workout videos from the 80s.
  • Writing "LOL" on your ex's Facebook wall.
  • Giving a lap dance (obvs.)
  • Receiving oral sex.

fjlk';safd

9 comments:

carissajaded said...

Funnier for the people watching for sure. Add riding a horse, jumping on a trampoline, and eating an ice cream cone.

shine said...

Looking at James Fucking Van Der Beek. Better while crying. Or always makes me cry. God, he's atrocious.

Johnson said...

You forgot performing oral sex. Receiving is obvious, but crying while performing is the thinking man's funny sex/cry combo.

Jay Ferris said...

I wonder how weirdly awesome crying would sound if you ran it through an autotune filter?

Jennifer said...

In the immortal words of Jimmy Pop, "the lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying".

Jennifer said...

And this is the part where that nagging "you should click on his hyperlinks" bites me in the ass. Der.

donald said...

Funnier if done while crying:
* Exercising to workout videos from the 80s.

Or, as it's known in my house, Monday and Thurday afternoons.

donald said...

James, dude: "Receiving is obvious, but crying while performing is the thinking man's funny sex/cry combo."

You are right. I am so sporting boner right now.
please don't kick me off your blog phronk.

Hey Lady! said...

I hadn't seen that Aerosmith video in years, is that dude that steals her bag at the end "Sawyer" from "Lost"?

Anyway, that picture of James Van Der Beek is the funniest thing about this post.