Monday, December 07, 2009

XXXMas



Did it ever occur to you that Christianity is mostly based on a woman trying to hide how slutty she was?

"Mary! What the fuck!"

"No seriously, I'm a virgin. It's...it's a miracle?"

Then, two thousand and ten years later, we have a pope who doesn't believe in birth control.



9 comments:

Tatiana said...

But he believes in aliens! That makes it all better, right?

katrocket said...

This post is a lot less XXX-y than its promising title. Nice touch with the cussing Christians, though. Good save.

Phronk said...

Tatiana: Hehe, well, I guess it's a step in the right direction.

Katrocket: I'm sorry. I will write something truly XXX soon, just for you.

Hey Lady! said...

Hmmm got to say, usually you're more creative then this. Comedians have been using that material for decades.

I did like the title.

Phronk said...

True. I thought the Facebook pic and pope connection made it worth posting anyway though. :)

Hey Lady! said...

Fair enough, I will give you the Facebook thing, that was awesome. I'm sure there is a huge amount of equally awesome Facebook posts, which, judging from your dating site posts, could be something you could write really hilariously about, I'm just saying...

Phronk said...

Hehe, the problem with that is that I'd be making fun of all my friends, which would probably put a strain on our relationship. :)

Plus, Lamebook already exists.

nursemyra said...

Ha! Come The Rapture and you won't be going anywhere buddy :-)

Phronk said...

Aww I don't even get to go to hell? BORING.