Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Lenzr Update: A Tangled Web of Gourmet Food in Action

Hey remember yesterday when I said I was a sellout? Well, I'm being paid to write this post, so don't say I didn't warn you.

Lenzr is holding another set of contests where you can win some great shit just for taking pictures and entering them. The first one is Best Gourmet Food, in which, for submitting a picture of food, you can win a wine tour trip with The Wine Ladies, who run a wine blog. Not many entries yet, so with some well-placed begging for votes, you can pretty easily win. I've been encouraged to enter an ugly cake, so get on it quick.

The second one is Everyday Tangled Web, sponsored by office phone system dudes SeTeL. Post a picture of tangled junk, and you can win a bluetooth headset that looks very futuristic. Just don't wear it at Starbucks and talk to yourself about portfolios and social media strategies, or you will be a douche. Seriously.

The third is Kids in Action, sponsored by Toronto dentist Natalie Archer. You're supposed to take pictures of kids with "devil may care attitudes." Like this kid, who seems to be falling off a skateboard. Yeah, he'll probably need a dentist soon. Anyway, sacrifice your kids and you can win a tooth whitening kit. Anything to look beautiful.

These end on March 1st.

Phew, now I can afford groceries. All I've eaten today is chocolate, peanut butter, potatoes from a box, and this fish that had been sitting in my freezer for a year and exploded when I tried to microwave it. Seriously, there is fish everywhere.

...maybe I shouldn't enter that gourmet food contest after all.



4 comments:

Robert Campbell said...

Oh please please please enter the ugly cake in the Gourmet Food contest. I will write about it. And if all your readers vote for you, then you could win a seriously cool wine tour through eastern Ontario with The Wine Ladies, and I'd write about that too.

Kris said...

Mmm... boxed potatoes.

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