Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Epiphanty

So you guys.

I've come to the relaization that the only time I really have to bolg is late at night when I come home and I'm kinda tipsy and I'm still pretty wired and can't go tto sleep.

Other times I jsut have so much shit to work on, that bolgoing becomes second fiddle, so it ain't gonna hpapen on a greulgar basis.

The only problem wtih tthis realicitnon is that the moemnt I have just ONE beer in me, I completely lost eh abilty to type.

Like righ now, my mind is complety coherent! I have many many interesitn g things to say that would BOW YOUR MIND at an intelleicutal, spiritual, and LOLcat level. But my fingers just won't move in the way I wnt them to to express the geniusu in my brian. WHY MSUT YOU BETRAY ME, BRIAN.

Also, short paragraphs.

Hi.

This turtle is humping a croc.



16 comments:

EVILFLU said...

Hey! That's my shoe!!

Jennifer said...

Brian is such an asshole.

And one beer? Really? You need to come drink with me.

Phronk said...

EvilFlu: Better wipe it out before you wear it.

Jen: I know, wtf brian?! My typing ability was compromised after the first beer, but that doesn't mean I didn't have many more after that.

Johnson said...

You don't give yourself enough credit. That totally bowed my mind.

shine said...

This gave me a headache. I think you should make it your new online dating profile.

Fuckin' Brian. That guy is always ruining everything.

Hey Lady! said...

This was almost as good as your drunkin movie review last year. I think a "drunkin thoughts" label need to be added, so we can jump right to these posts.

So, what were these thoughts that would "bow our minds"? Did they fade away with the effects of the beer? I hate when that happens.

Kris said...

This made me happy. And thirsty. For many beers.

Phronk said...

I am glad my drunk self amuses you all.

HL: Yeah, they usually fade by the next morning. I have some pretty amazing thoughts stumbling home from the bar, though. Last night I think I came to the startling realization that it's good to be kind to other people. Why hasn't anyone thought of that before?

Anonymous said...

Best night ever! I loved the late night breakfast especially when you cracked the egg on my stove top and not a bit of it touched the frying pan. Moar drunkness! And I love how you want to discuss why science is important in your drunken state. Especially when you discuss why we should research energy healing.

N.

Anonymous said...

Best night ever! I loved the late night breakfast especially when you cracked the egg on my stove top and not a bit of it touched the frying pan. Moar drunkness! And I love how you want to discuss why science is important in your drunken state. Especially when you discuss why we should research energy healing.

N.

Phronk said...

Heh heh ... err yeaaah sorry about your stove.

I do have a bad habit of ranting about stuff like homeopathy and reiki and parapsychology when I've been drinking. It's probably going to get me in a fight someday. Awesome.

Hey Lady! said...

Perhaps you should get a 4th blog for ONLY drunkin rambling, meaning you can't post when you haven't been drinking. Just a thought.

Phronk said...

Yeah that's what I need: more excuses to drink. :)

Hey Lady! said...

I just want to add that I endorse messages like this. I do not want to encourage excessive drinking simply to blog, BUT if you're going to drink a lot, at LEAST you can write something brilliant like this.

In case your comments never cam back i wanted my opinion on this to be known.

Phronk said...

Haha, thank you.

I hope they come back. There were so many great comments throughout the years.

I wonder if these will be wiped out when they do? Who knows.

Phronk said...

Woohoo, they synced up perfectly! HI COMMENTS! WELCOME BACK!