You'd think that being single for a long time would make a guy more stereotypically masculine. Wanting to fuck anything that moves, losing respect for women, becoming a slob, that sort of thing.
However, for me at least, being single for a while (over a year and a half, you guys) has had some opposite effects. I spend more time cleaning. I'm saving up for a nice bed frame. I keep plants. And this morning I was pretty excited about using new dryer sheets, because they smell pretty.
Now my clothes smell pretty.
The reason for this, I think, is that I have to care about girly things because there isn't a girl around to care about them for me.
Someone save me before I branch out into women's clothing and makeup.