Monday, May 03, 2010
This guy ran into a friend, and I eavesdropped in on their conversation.
"Bro, it's been 3 weeks since last time I worked out. Got another concussion," said Dumbface.
Perhaps head trauma explains the face.
"Doctors said I should stay away from contact sports," he continued, chuckling a bit, as if to assure his friend that he didn't really understand or take seriously anything a doctor would say.
His friend quickly packed up and left. Then Dumbface uttered the parting words of many of history's greatest douchebags and dumbasses:
"Take 'er easy."
So, this edition of At the Gym is dedicated to all those poor people out there who have spent so much time on physical activity that they have actually become retarded. Whether it's multiple concussions, or performance enhancing drugs, or a simple case of not having enough blood to power both muscles and a brain, these people should probably lay off the gym for a while.
See also: At the Gym, Volume 4, and Volume 3 and Volume 2 and the first one