Here are a few things about me which you porhaps did n'ot know:
1) I went on vacation last week and I gained 10 pounds.
2) I forgot to put my belt on today and I didn't even notice.
SPEAKING OF PANTS I found these shorts in my drawer and I have no idea where they came from. Ok the tag says they came from Old Navy, but I don't remember buying them. The thing is, they only have one pocket in the back, which is not evenough to hold my wallet and my keys and my phone
Like worse than the holocaust and the BP oil spill combined. By which i mean that time when jewish people got oil all over their feathers and had to be rescued by Greenpeace.
Did that happen?
Why are you ereadindg this and who are you
GET IT TOGETERH MIEK