When you're looking for someone to date, one of the most important things is having something in common. Luckily, OkCupid has advanced algorithms that can scour profiles and identify common interests.
Thanks. That really helps this person stand out from everyone else. Although some people need more help standing out than others.
Pro tip: if you have friends who look exactly the same as you, identify which one is you. Better yet, take pictures with friends who look different so it's clear which one is y-
AHHH FUCK! Never mind, I take it back. Just take normal pictures. Goddamn. I remember when The Shining was just a movie.
But it's words that matter more than horrific pictures.
No, random internet person, you shouldn't have to preface that. If thinking deep conversation and communication are important is "weird" to most people, then I'm screwed. Let's see who else agrees with me:
Nope. This may sound weird, but I use a spacebar and shift key when communicating with a keyboard.
Although, "Ballcrosswordsex" does sound like my kind of sport.
Hey I like intelligence! I like learning! I even like happiness! Unfortunately, I also like the letter N. :(
But you know, despite being a snobby grammar nazi (which is obvious in my profile), sometimes people actually do send me messages. Let's see who loves me today:
ok. yw. loljk.
I am flattered, truly, that someone thinks I am Q.T. Cutie? I am cutie? Wait what?
YOU ARE CUTIE. ME LIKE LONG WALKS ON BEACH.
Sometimes I figure these people must be getting by on their looks, but then I click and they either don't have a picture or aren't that good looking. So then I just feel sorry for them because they're not very good at communicating over the internet. Either that or they just don't put any effort in because they figure I'm so desperate I'll go for anything. Which is 100% true.1
At least some people appreciate language.
This assassin lover does like animals. And poem. I wonder if there is someone else who's into the same things.
Well, her life is suck, but she does like dog! And pomes! Close enough.
This may sound weird, but maybe I should go back to trying to find thuth love in real life.
I leave you with this:
1 Not really. Actually my pickiness only allows me to go anywhere with the cream of the crop. Then I get all emotionally invested because the cream of the crop is so very rare, and that makes me all serious and not-myself which sabotages everything, and I go back to stockpiling the crop of my cream.
See also: Volume 7.