Monday, April 04, 2011
Seriously, what the fuck is this shit? Like...why?
Hobbies include: crawling around Photoshop Forest with my ghost arm while my awkward drunken doppelganger hovers above me.
(See also: Volume 5's "what the fuck is this shit" moment.)
And this fucking shit. You smear other dudes' names on your body? That's supposed to make me like you? No. Nobody wants to know about the men who have come before. Pun intended.
Jesus Shitting Christ. The best picture you could find for a dating profile was a disastrously cheesy shot of you clinging to your ex boyfriend? Just...wha-...why? Why?
(See also: Volume 5's nauseating couples photo)
This shit; what the fuck is it? Ok maybe I'm being harsh here. I can fully support cheesy nerdy crap, and if/when I have kids, nerdy photo shoots would be pretty awesome. Kids are important.
But hey, whoa, not important enough to overshare your intensely personal life story in your profile. Save it for the third date; when he's starting to get scared off by your obvious repressed issues, entice him back with the promise of rubber-free boning.
This is now a relationship advice blog.
Anyway, sorry if you know any of these people. I'm sure they're very nice.
See also: Volume 9, and more Horrors of Internet Dating.