I love Halloween. It pushes people to leave their comfort zones by trying out a new identity for a while. Since Halloween costumes disguise people's identies, I had the hilarious thought that they could be called by what they are:
But then today I went shopping for my disguise, and discovered that I was not so original:
Not sure a pair of devil ears is an effective disguise, but okay.
Later, I found attempts attempts to "disguise" the true nature of costumes, in fear of people dressed in suits delivering, um, suits.
Others disguised themselves a little too well:
Guess who the hell it's supposed to be and win a prize!*
Happy Halloween everyone reading this. May you make terrible decisions while under the illusion that your identity is disguised.
* Legal notice: due to nonexistence of right answer, prize does not exist.