Sunday, July 08, 2001

Ugh. Bad thing just happened to me. I was sitting in my bed reading, when I saw a bit of movement out of the corner of my eye. I looked up, and saw a little baby spider crawling on my wall. Nothing wrong with spiders are kinda cute. I don't want them near my bed though, so I murdered it and dumped the body in my garbage pail. As I walked back to my bed, I noticed THREE MORE tiny spiders, some of them dangling dangerously close to where my mouth would be if I were sleeping there. I quickly dispatched of them, but as I was crushing their tiny bodies with Kleenex, I noticed that the area around my bed was alive with little spiders. In the end, I killed ten of them before I had to leave because I felt them crawling all over me. They weren't actually crawling all over me, but it felt like it. There might be some on me right now though...they're so small that I wouldn't feel it. They could be in my hair, laying eggs which will turn into worms that will burrow into MY BRAIN. Ahhh!!!

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