Sunday, April 28, 2002

Science is Fun

This web page is the most disturbing thing ever.

It's called "Home experiments for mothers of elementary school children." It's obviously translated from Japanese. Each 'experiment' begins with a poorly translated story about a mother and her kid doing their experiment. Here's an excerpt from "surprising experiments using a microwave machine":

Toshi: "Let's do the experiment you just mentioned right now!"
He likes anything to do with fire and something dangerous.
Toshi: "What? Just putting into a microwave? "

Hmmm. And then here's the "experiment"

Microwave a fluorescent light tube:
Place a fluorescent light tube in a microwave machine, close it s door and start the machine.

Other experiments involve creating fireworks out of pork, and "making slime." The weird thing is, I don't think this page was meant to be funny.

Current Best Song Ever: Complicated by Avril Lavigne. She'd be the hottest person ever if it wasn't for those stupid Alanis hand motions.

Saturday, April 27, 2002

I'm having some problems with the page, so some stuff (i.e. pictures) might look fucky for a while. Sorry.

Death Sucks

So I hear that Lisa "Lefteye" Lopes died in a car crash today. That's really sad, because she was the hottest member of TLC. I was pretty sure that her and me were meant to be together, but I guess I was wrong. Still, it feels like I've lost my soul mate. Even though she said she didn't want me in No Scrubs, I know she didn't mean it. She loved me with all her heart, and it's a shame that she's not around to love me any more. She will miss me.

Current Best Song Ever: Baby Baby Baby by TLC. I think this was the first song to ever make me horny. I was 13, so just saying the word "sex" probably made me horny...but still, the song has historical significance for me.

Monday, April 08, 2002

The Philosophy of Raisins

There are 2 scoops of raisins in every package of Kellog's Raisin Bran, right? Does that include the big "family size" packages? Because if so, then the concentration of raisins gets smaller as the package gets bigger. What a rip-off. If I liked raisins, maybe I'd be upset.

And hey, try typing "raisins" a few times really fast. Is it just me, or are you tempted to type "raisings"? Maybe it's just me. Fine. Go away.

Current Best Song Ever: We're An American Band by Grand Funk

Wednesday, April 03, 2002


So I went to the dentist today to get some cavities filled (so I forgot to floss for a few's not my fault, I had a lot on my mind). Now I can't feel my face. It sucks because I'm hungry but I can't eat or I might bite my own tongue off. Then again, it's cool because when I rub my lips together, it feels like I'm kissing a chick.

A stubbly chick...but hey, I take what I can get.

Current Best Song Ever: Escape by Enrique Igoogliass