Day of the Dead
So, I hear Tupac's new movie is coming out tomorrow. Funny, since he's dead. I can understand it when a recently deceased movie star puts out a movie, like the dude from The Crow. I mean, they haven't started to rot yet, so they can still fake being alive pretty well. But Tupac's been dead for years...he must look pretty nasty and smell even worse. At least they called it "Tupac: Resurrection", in the tradition of other great horror movies like Alien: Resurrection, and Halloween: Resurrection. I guess they're trying to turn Tupac into a movie monster with sequel potential. Soon we'll be seeing "Freddy vs. Tupac", "Tupac vs. The Wolfman", and and "Tupac vs. Lefteye".
P.S. While I'm babbling about movies....I saw The Matrix: Revolutions recently. I think it was pretty darn good. It didn't really wrap everything up, which is OK I guess, but sometimes stupid people like me want everything explained instead of thinking for ourselves.
Thursday, November 13, 2003
Saturday, November 08, 2003
Hairy Chicks Rule
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Phronk
at
11:39 PM
Labels:
horror,
movies / music / tv
Friday, August 29, 2003
I See Tongue!
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Phronk
at
10:16 AM
Labels:
movies / music / tv,
news
Monday, August 25, 2003
Happy Monday, August 25th!
It's been a while since I updated, and this web site has been really screwed up. It's better now though...there are less popups (get Popupcop to get rid of all popups), and it should be a bit faster. I'm working on transferring the whole website to a fast popup-free place, but it will take a while. I know nobody reads this anyway, so, who cares... but it's fun for me.
So, I saw Freddy vs. Jason the other night. I was kind of hoping for a good movie, but it only ended up being an entertaining movie. A lot of bad movies are still fun to watch. This was one of them. Now all that's left this summer is Jeepers Creepers 2...let's hope it can be good, like the first two thirds of JC1 were.
Speaking of horror, I just pulled a 2-inch hair out of my ear. Does this mean I'm getting old? Another sign of my impending doom is the fact that my metabolism is getting slower so I'm getting fat. Or maybe it's just the fact that I eat cookies after every meal and don't walk to work any more. Either way, a heart attack can't be far off. So if this is my last post ever, goodbye internet. Thanks for all the porn.
Speaking of porn...

Song of the moment: No-one Knows by Queens of the Stone Age
It's been a while since I updated, and this web site has been really screwed up. It's better now though...there are less popups (get Popupcop to get rid of all popups), and it should be a bit faster. I'm working on transferring the whole website to a fast popup-free place, but it will take a while. I know nobody reads this anyway, so, who cares... but it's fun for me.
So, I saw Freddy vs. Jason the other night. I was kind of hoping for a good movie, but it only ended up being an entertaining movie. A lot of bad movies are still fun to watch. This was one of them. Now all that's left this summer is Jeepers Creepers 2...let's hope it can be good, like the first two thirds of JC1 were.
Speaking of horror, I just pulled a 2-inch hair out of my ear. Does this mean I'm getting old? Another sign of my impending doom is the fact that my metabolism is getting slower so I'm getting fat. Or maybe it's just the fact that I eat cookies after every meal and don't walk to work any more. Either way, a heart attack can't be far off. So if this is my last post ever, goodbye internet. Thanks for all the porn.
Speaking of porn...

Song of the moment: No-one Knows by Queens of the Stone Age
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Phronk
at
3:30 PM
Wednesday, April 02, 2003
Reverse Stalking is Wrong
Hello SARAH. The only way you could have found this post, buried in my archives, is if you were doing your reverse stalking thing. You are a creepy person.
Haha. But for serious, you've gotten me addicted to this stat counter thing. There is someone (else) from Toronto who has my blog bookmarked and has visited 7 times in the last 3 days. What the hell? I'll just pretend it's some really hot chick who's totally in love with me but is too shy to comment. Yep, that must be it.
It's hilarious that you are reading this. Bye now.
Haha. But for serious, you've gotten me addicted to this stat counter thing. There is someone (else) from Toronto who has my blog bookmarked and has visited 7 times in the last 3 days. What the hell? I'll just pretend it's some really hot chick who's totally in love with me but is too shy to comment. Yep, that must be it.
It's hilarious that you are reading this. Bye now.
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Phronk
at
2:12 PM
Saturday, February 15, 2003
Happy Post-Valentines Day
So, I've finally gotten bored enough to update this web page. I've come to some startling realizations in the past couple days. First, the words "heart" and "fart" are spelled very differently, but rhyme nonetheless. Weird. Also, if you write down the number 170 very quickly, it often looks like the word "no." Seriously, try it.
ENOUGH CHIT CHAT. Here is a fun picture for you:
So, I've finally gotten bored enough to update this web page. I've come to some startling realizations in the past couple days. First, the words "heart" and "fart" are spelled very differently, but rhyme nonetheless. Weird. Also, if you write down the number 170 very quickly, it often looks like the word "no." Seriously, try it.
ENOUGH CHIT CHAT. Here is a fun picture for you:

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at
10:51 AM
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blogging,
random crap,
writing / books
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