Here is a nice little how-to guide for creating your own personal religious relic: A piece of toast with Jesus's face on it.
So I got the idea of cranking out a few and selling them on Ebay. I'm sure I'm not the first to think of this, but a quick Ebay search for "Jesus toast" turned up nothing. Maybe they don't allow it any more. Damn.
I did come across this other religious relic though. It's a rock with a photograph of a unicorn embedded in it! Only 1.5 million dollars for the first photograph ever taken of the mythical creature. And it's on a rock! How many photos do you see embedded in rocks? Amazing!
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...I don't see it.
i'll take a hundred and distribute them freely among the heathens. praise be thy name. a miracle.
The white blob right in the middle is its head, with the crack sticking out of the blob being its horn. The white blob beneath that is its chest, I guess. I'm a bit scared that I actually see it.
Sarah: There are so many heathens...100 will barely make a difference. You'd better just give me that money so I can spread the word from my palace made of gold. Hallelujah!
Now if you could only find a religion that will go all 'ga ga' for a unicorn.
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I tried to reach out and touch "something" this weeknd, but it didn't really work out...see blog.
What's that a unicorn fetus?
Unicorn stew?
There's no damn unicorn on the rock. I think you're trying to trick us.
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