Saturday, July 15, 2006

I Am So Pissed Off

I came across an excellent little game which you simply must play. The Urinal Game tests your knowledge of awkward urinal situations. This only directly applies to males, but you girls may want to play too just to see the deep philosophical questions us guys have to deal with every time we go to the bar. They start easy but get tough quick; I ended up getting two wrong. :(

Speaking of pee, I just tried looking up whether "breaking the seal" (i.e. while drinking, after the first pee, you will have to pee every few minutes therafter) is a real phenomenon or not, with no luck. I have a feeling it's just a timing thing. If you've been drinking a while, then your bladder gets all full and irritated, and it wants to pee many times over. Holding in that first pee will probably do no good, because it's not the first pee that causes subsequent pees, but simply the fact that you've been drinking for so long.

Anyone know anything about this? Have Mythbusters ever busted the seal?

Oh, and please, wash your hands. Sheesh.


Unknown said...

I can prob'ly drink 'bout 6 beers or even more without headin' toda mug the first time..then, it's the floodgates...Ya gotta figger yer theory's right tho'... The good news?...Think of all da wimmin' ya might notta met if ya wouldn'ta got up ta whizz....

sarah said...

I am observant and noticed the pee colour of this post. it's the little things that show you care that make you famous. the little things.

It might be in my head just cause I have been hearing about this seal thing ever since I started drinking, but it seems to be the case... even for girls. But you're the psychologist. You tell me.

Anonymous said...

Yellow text, eh?

"Breaking the Seal" actually happens to me all the time in work. It's really annoying especially when you're on the phone.

Anonymous said...

At work?! It's strickly a beer thing, isn't it.

Shora said...

I don't think urine and carrot-diarrhea go together very well.

Anonymous said...

I don't know about all that, but Mythbusters did do a show about weather you could be electrocuted via your pee stream...I think they busted it.

Jason said...

Ew... I feel dirty reading your "pee colored" post.

Matt said...

Strange as it seems being at the crowded casino this weekend made me think of the urinal game... haven't seen it around for years! I only got 1 wrong

Anonymous said...

guys should wash more than girls, since they hold their penis. we just squat and wipe with kleenex, not quite as unsanitary, and yet most guys i know don't bother washing and most girls do.....hmmmmmm.....interesting.

your judgemental aunt said...

Breaking the seal is no myth. Believe me. It takes a long time for me to break the seal but once it's done, it's done.

Mitz - Girls are just dirtier so they should wash more. Ask Jason.

Anonymous said...

Mitz is correct. Nevertheless, I don't want HepB., so could everyone just wash at the sink?!

Phronk said...

Stevo: True! Bathroom breaks provide lots of room for social goodness.

Sarah & Shora & Jason: Yeah, I was going for the "there's pee in my eyes" look.

Ade & Salem: Doesn't everyone drink beer at work? The human brain doesn't function without alcohol. That's science.

Holy: Sweet. Now I can break the seal next time I'm drinking near electric fences.

Tank: Congrats. I would be honoured to meet you in a bathroom.

Mitzee & YJA & AG: I dunno. Wiping pee directly from the pee hole seems messier than holding the wee-wee further up the shaft. Although, at a urinal, there is some degree of splash-back, so both genders are sure to have some urinal contamination. So yeah, we should all just wash our hands.

It's scary how many dudes don't, though.

Kara said...

Hey, women have the same phenom. about once you pee, you gotta pee all damn night...but i've never thought about it as "breaking the seal" hmmmm, going now to ponder..

Ubersehen said...

Since we're on the topic of urination and electric fences, I'm reminded of some excellent song lyrics from The Ren & Stimpy Show:

Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence

When nature's callin'
Don't be stallin'
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

If you're gonna explode
You can use the commode
Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
No need to explain when you gotta drain
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
(That's why it is there)

You can let it rain
In the breakdown lane
While waving at ladies and gents
Just don't whiz on...
Don't whiz on...
Don't whiz on the electric fence

No! No! No! No! Wiiiiizzzzz!

(electric sounds)

*Sigh.* Cartoons were better then....

Anonymous said...

wow, you topped it off with the yellow text. I admit, I have played the urinal game - needless to say, it was all news to me.

Superstar said...

Breaking the seal is no yth...pure fact...Girlz should wash ALL the time...grosss...I hate to use ANY public restroom. Sober or Drunk.
LOL at the quiz...