I may look like a homeless person, but I'm warmer than you. Fucker.
Oh, and behold: The 10 Best Five-o-Clock Shadows EVER!
P.S. Oh yeah, it's Valentine's Day, so happy Valentine's Day. At least, happy V-Day for those with significant others. If you're single, it will probably be a day of soul-crushing sorrow, spent alone and hopeless. Fuckers.
P.S.S. Is it just me, or is "facial" a gross word? I dunno why...it just sounds like something horrible or dirty.
2 comments:
I see "facial" on the pornos all the time. That's how most porns end.
I wonder if when women hear that they are going to get a facial from their partner, they think they are getting a hot towel and some cucumber slices?
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