Thursday, August 02, 2007

Search Terms Used to Find

  • are super villians in reallife stupid

    (I dunno, but hopefully they can spell "villain" and "real life".)

  • iphond

  • creative ideas of doing things

    (Here's an idea: search for vague stuff using things.)

  • how to make toilet cake

  • download madea's family reunion utorrent

  • the Golden Compass, his dark material, free PDF

    (Apparently I'm a good source for pirated movies and books. And Madea's Family Reunion? Is that even worth the time it takes to find and download and watch it?)

  • i'm going to punch you in the ovaries

  • Strippers + Psychology

  • saugeen stripper name

    (It seems that the vast majority of people finding this site through Google are (still) looking for the "Saugeen Stripper". I'm still baffled as to why that was a big deal. Looks like some searchers are more stalker-like than others; sorry to disappoint, but I won't be helping you find out her real name so you can whisper it to your computer screen while you jerk off to my blog.)

    And this is my favourite:

  • mauled by a rhino or fucked by a giraffe

    (Now what was the "or" in there intended to mean? Is it part of the search term, like, I want to find a web page about being mauled by a rhino, or a web page about being fucked by a giraffe. Doesn't matter which; either/or. Or is it comparing being mauled by a rhino to being fucked by a giraffe. Ah yes, the eternal conflict between rhino goring and giraffe rape. Which do you prefer? Comment below.)


Erica Ann Putis said...

I like doing things that give me creative ideas. That's how I found your blog.

Shora said...

Maybe rhino rape. It's that horn.

Nancy said...

I completely forgot about the toilet cake! I believe I still have pictures of its construction...slideshow for the wedding perhaps???

sarah said...

Toilet cake!! Classic!! That's what I whisper when I jerk off to your blog.

I loled at your boolean reasoning for the rhino or giraffe thing. DORK!

Phronk said...

Erica: Here is another creative idea: Try putting a thing in something.

Shora: Sorry, but it's one or the other.

Nancy: Hahah, those would be PERFECT for the wedding! Especially with no explanation at all...just pictures of a toilet cake full of fake poo interspersed with the usual smiling faces.

Sarah: Who's the one who actually identified that as "boolean reasoning"? DORK SQUARED! :)