Yeah, I think some temporary and intentional alcoholism might be in order.
Do hookers really count as fish, though?
Maybe goldfish, because just like hookers, they're easily bought, only make you happy for a few minutes, then you forget to feed them and they end up dead and bloated on your bathroom floor.
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someone broke your heart?
sorry man
Karaoke. Open heart surgery. Mary Kate Olsen. Hunting for food. Painting watercolours.
Did I get them right?
Get well soon.
Looks like you're dealing with a lot right now. Good luck to ya.
If you find yourself in T.O., come have coffee or beer with us
Steven: That's pretty much it. And I thought I was being subtle.
Madamrouge & Butchie & Chekov & Sharkboy: Thanks dudes.
Beer is good.
Also, hey, if you gotta get a hooker, you gotta get a hooker. Beer and hooker = quick turnover time after the breakup.
You can't quit at halftime, sport...get back out on the field! Plenty of fish in the sea.
Yeah, I think some temporary and intentional alcoholism might be in order.
Do hookers really count as fish, though?
Maybe goldfish, because just like hookers, they're easily bought, only make you happy for a few minutes, then you forget to feed them and they end up dead and bloated on your bathroom floor.
P.S. Anyone know a good criminal lawyer?
Deleted because I'm a dumbass - but I did want to say I'm sorry life is being shitty. :(
I miss you already. Here's hoping you make some lemonade and come back soon.
Hugs babe.
Hi,
Hope you're doing ok. I saw the same info on facebook. Sometimes facebook has a big-mouth.
Jason.
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